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ROMANCE MATHEMATICS
Smart man + smart woman = romance
Smart man + dumb woman = affair

Dumb man + smart woman = marriage
Dumb man + dumb woman = pregnancy

OFFICE ARITHMETIC
Smart boss + smart employee = profit
Smart boss + dumb employee = production
Dumb boss + smart employee = promotion
Dumb boss + dumb employee = overtime

SHOPPING MATH
A man will pay $2 for a $1 item he needs.
A woman will pay $1 for a $2 item that she doesn't need.

GENERAL EQUATIONS & STATISTICS
A woman worries about the future until she gets a husband.
A man never worries about the future until he gets a wife.
A successful man is one who makes more money than his wife can spend.
A successful woman is one who can find such a man.

HAPPINESS
To be happy with a man, you must understand him a lot and love him a little.
To be happy with a woman, you must love her a lot and not try to understand her at all.

LONGEVITY
Married men live longer than single men do,
but married men are a lot more willing to die.

PROPENSITY TO CHANGE
A woman marries a man expecting he will change, but he doesn't.
A man marries a woman expecting that she won't change, and she does.

DISCUSSION TECHNIQUE
A woman has the last word in any argument.
Anything a man says after that is the beginning of a new argument.

HOW TO STOP PEOPLE FROM BUGGING YOU ABOUT GETTING MARRIED
Old aunts used to come up to me at weddings, poking me in the ribs and
cackling, telling me, "You're next." They stopped after I started doing the
same thing to them
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at funerals.

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So, musim banjir dah berlalu. Yang tinggal kesan air lumpur di dapur rumah, pagar, tembok batu, longgokan sampah yang mengikut arus air banjir, bau-bau yang agak hapak, hanyir dsb.

Begitulah yang tinggal selepas musim banjir, jika penjagaan kebersihan tidak dititikberatkan, maka akan timbul masalah kesihatan, eg : demam[perubahan cuaca], sakit kulit [gatal-gatal], denggi [tin-tin, tempurung kelapa yang hanyut dan terlonggok menakung air], taun [lalat2 mula membiak di tempat kotor/sampah terlonggok].

Jadi...persoalan aku pada diri sendiri..kenapa banjir? Meh aku jawab utk diri aku sendiri jugak.
1- Sistem saliran tak bagus..[mcm umah sewa aku..longkang ada tapi tak tahu ke mana ia dialirkan..semua nampak dead end jer!]
2- Sistem pengaliran yang tak teratur..[kat taman perumahan aku..saliran ader tapi bila tanah dilonggokkan, yg jadik mangsa adalah umah aku ...kawasan rendah..hujan sikit naik air..hujan sikit naik air..tak masuk atap umah aku yg tiris lagi tu..huhuuuu..sadisss]
3- Aktiviti tebang pokok tanpa had...[Yg jadi mangsa org2 yg kat hilir ni..org yg tebang pokok kat kawasan hulu...bila hujan..air yg turun bawak sekali lumpur dan mendap kat dlm sungai..dah cetek la sungai tu...bila sungai hulu tu tak mampu nak menampung air, tu yg lajuu jer paras air sungai hilir naik. Tu yang lajuuuuu jer air sungai melimpah kat depan umah aku kat kampung... aku tak sempat nak main air sungai dpn umah kat kg..sadiss..sadiss..
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6- kuasa Allah Taala.....Dia berhak membuat apa sahaja..terpulang pada hamba2Nya utk mengambil ikhtibar..baik buruk sesuatu perkara.

Note : Dewi, aku rasa aku dah faham lah apa yg nak ko sampaikan dulu...ada hikmah atas tiap2 sesuatu yg berlaku..Kalau tak dapat, adalah hikmah..kalau dapat , aderlah tangggungjawab yg kita kena pikul...Tq fren!